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sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

still-she-haunts-me-phantomwise replied to your post: When you meet a really nice guy and yo…

oh god, I feel ya, especially the age gap thing

We were playing in soap bubbles at work! (I totally won. I got bubbles right on his face.) he’s so awesome and he has really cool tattoos.

Wanna know how much I like this guy? I got on Facebook.

jugglekingstone:

people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014